Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Oh, yeah, well that makes sense. mostly.

Sam: (while clipping his fingernails) Mom, do you know why we have fingernails?
Mom:  uuuummmmmmmm......
Sam: Weeellll (big breath) It's 'cause Jesus, when he was making us, Jesus ran out of skin.  So he used plastic instead.  to protect our fingers.

Ah.

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