Sam: (while clipping his fingernails) Mom, do you know why we have fingernails?
Mom: uuuummmmmmmm......
Sam: Weeellll (big breath) It's 'cause Jesus, when he was making us, Jesus ran out of skin. So he used plastic instead. to protect our fingers.
Ah.
Paraphonie
6 years ago

Now that is funny. Really funny.
ReplyDeleteThat will keep me smiling the rest of the day! Go Sam
ReplyDeleteHa ha! Too funny!
ReplyDeleteThat's the funniest thing I have heard all week.
ReplyDeleteI need to ask Sam why we have ear lobes.
ReplyDeleteOut of the mouth of babes, I tell you!
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