Sunday, January 31, 2010

Toy Land

Hannah: Mom, I love you second-est.  And I love Dad third-est.  And Sam and Josh fourth-est.  And everyone else is fifth-est.
Sarah: Awww.
(pause)
Sarah: Whoa, wait!  I'm second?!  Who's first!!?
Hannah. (giggling) I love Puppy first-est.

This is Puppy, or as Richard calls him, "The Denzel".  I don't so much mind placing second to this little charmer:

 

On a related note, this is Red Rose, or as Richard calls her, "Redrum"


Creeeeeeepyyyyyy......

Monday, January 25, 2010

It must run in the family

I've been saying for a long time that Josh reminds me of baby Hannah.  They're both curious little monkeys.  And so it is only fitting that Richard caught Josh all tangled up in the music room:



since Hannah got herself into a similar mess six years ago:



By the way, can you hear us trying to explain this picture to Hannah in ten years?  "You see, back when we were in high school, we listened to music on these things called cassette tapes.  The music was stored on these little magnetic ribbons, and then these gears turned them and blah blah bleh blah bleh bleh blah..... " 

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Blue people eat goldfish

This morning Sam announces that he is playing at "humans that are cats and eat rainbow goldfish, but the yellow ones are milk.  And they talk like this: (adopts a nasal meow-my accent)"

random?  yes, but only the regular-type random for Sam.  He's capable of greater leaps of illogic.  I didn't laugh until he added, as an afterthought, "yeah mom, like those blue people that are cats?  remember?  I have the toy."

Blue people that are like cats?  Ah, yes, thank you McDonalds:




Because what mother doesn't want her little boy to have a toy that is voice activated?  I mean, this little treasure only lights up when you shout at it.  Seriously- what hateful genius- a toy that encourages shouting- come on people!

No, Sam hasn't seen the movie Avatar, but Richard and I went a couple weeks ago and we really liked it.  Definitely worth going to the theater and seeing it in 3-D.  As my mom said, it's kinda like Star Wars meets Fern Gully:


"Where is the location of the Rebel Mother Tree?" 


My only complaint?  The valuable mineral, the whole reason the humans are exploiting this beautiful planet,  the one worth approximately 20 kabillion dollars a pound, is called.....wait for it....Unobtainium.  That's right- Un-Obtain-ium.  Good job screenwriters, you managed to glance at a periodic table.  Maybe you should have flipped through a thesaurus as well.  We can only hope you were being ironic.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

You can't always get what you Waaant

The scene:  Sam is crying and whining and crying and whining and crying and wailing and gnashing his teeth because he does not not not NOT want to pick up the clothes in his room because it will take a thousand minutes and he has too many clothes!!!!!

Sarah: (in the legendary Mommy-Voice) Well, I don't want to be folding clothes either but I'm not crying about it!!!!
Hannah: Yea, she's not crying, she's shouting about it!


Monday, January 11, 2010

Cinderella may be trading in her glass slipper for tennis shoes.

And I couldn't be prouder.

Since Hannah's trusty old lunch box finally wheezed its last, I went to Wal-Mart today to get her a replacement.  I was torn.  Tinkerbell and flimsy, or blue and rugged?  After consulting Sam, I finally settled on Tinkerbell with a resigned sigh.

I needn't have sighed.  or resigned.  or consulted Sam, really, but I should have know that.

Sarah: Hannah, I got a new lunch box for you today!  (brandishing the pixie dust abomination) Ta-dah!
Hannah: Ewwwww.  Well, Mom, actually, I don't really like Tinkerbell.  She's kinda too girly. You see, I'm getting to be older and I like more cool boy stuff now.
Sarah: (trying to breathe past giddiness) Okay, no problem.  I'll trade it for the blue one.




Note: I fully acknowledge that while this type of 'growing-up' is exciting for me, my response will be different when Hannah announces she's "getting older and likes boys now."  v.e.r.y. different.

Friday, January 8, 2010

the annual Snow Day

It snowed here in Alabama.

This usually only happens once a year, which makes it a Big Deal, and as such, we have declared a school holiday.  This is to protect the children, you see, since the roads are....treacherous.



Ahem.

But as I am watching the snow flurry around, I am wondering, how does any of it ever reach the ground?  Because each dancing, spinning, floating flake seems to be trying very hard to avoid actually touching the grass.  It reminds me of when children play the don't-let-the-balloon-touch-the-ground game and run around like crazy bopping a sinking balloon back into the air.  Which then makes me imagine billions of minuscule kids in purple snow suits (because Hannah's is purple) encouraging their flakes to stay in the air a little longer...
And of course that reminds me of every '80s fantasy movie ever made, because '80s fantasy meant little flying faeries and magical floating pollen just like '80s fashion meant neon sweaters and stirrup pants (yech).  Which makes me remember watching Legend as a kid, and being very concerned about all that stuff in the air.

Because I have always had severe allergies, and I was pretty sure that was an unhealthy environment.  I mean, no matter how adorable or magical, a gnome with faerie allergies was just not going to make it.  Maybe that's why Rudolph has such a red nose; he's actually allergic to pixie dust.

Which brings me back to snow.  It snowed here in Alabama, did I mention that?



Hannah thinks it's glorious.  Sam thinks it's cold.  Josh is confused but likes being bundled and snuggled.



Poor Sam, he left his gloves outside yesterday and they froze.  I mean, they are going to remain a part of the back porch until summertime.  I even tried taking a hairdryer to them before giving up.  So I remembered the wisdom of my mother, and sent him outside with socks on his hands.  Hannah wore socks, too, in a show of solidarity.


Saturday, January 2, 2010

A very merry Christmas mash-up

What's better than one Christmas morning?  Two Christmas mornings!!  What's better than two Christmas mornings?  THREE Christmas mornings!!!

But we all know that four would just be silly.



Love you guys and see you in a couple weeks!!! Yay!!!